Posted by
Jackalope on Saturday, July 07, 2007 10:21:45 AM
Meet John Smeaton: One Kick and He Is the Hero of Glasgow:
Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that
troubled him
Far more than he could say...
Now that's no richt wur
Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.
Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear